Friday, 29 May 2015

Travel to Australia

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were supposedly posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the supposed actual responses by the website officials. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney -- can I follow the railroad tracks? A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, so take lots of water....

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