Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Chinless Monster Todd Kincannon Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges

Former short-lived South Carolina Republican Party executive director and self-styled Twitter provocateur Todd Kincannon has been arrested on domestic violence charges. Kincannon says that he didn’t have any memory of the incident that led to his arrest, that he’d overdosed on Benzonatate and his brain, arms, and personality stopped working properly. Right now, we’re feeling like we’ve overdosed on another, much more potent drug: schadenfreude. Just ride the high, baby.


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