Toys aren’t always fun. Sometimes they’re just funny! Coming to us from the shadiest corners of the globe are Fed Up Fowls, PCP Station, and Special Man. These are the 25 worst knock-off toys ever created.
New Style Ninja Tortoise
Because the Ninja Turtles are so 90s
Sense of Right Alliance
Wait…what is Shrek doing there?
Batman
First of all, how do you confuse Superman with Batman? And second of all, why on Earth would he need a grenade launcher!?
RobertCop
He’s RoboCop’s super nerdy half-brother.
Change Robot
The strangest thing about this one, aside from kids never having seen a cassette tape before, is that on the box cover it’s the cassette tapes doing the super cool fighting moves and not the robot.
Outdoor Heroes
You’ve probably always wondered what Spider Man would look like as a redneck
X Game 360
It even comes with a gun
The Dangerous Mickey Mouse
Apparently this mouse is a winner (at least according to the box) and with those fangs we find it hard to disagree.
Don't Be Angry
If you’ve every played Trouble, then you know why this is a knockoff. It looks like a pretty good one though.
Big Fella
This is what happens when you let your brand manager wear overalls
PCP Station
It’s like crack, except it’s only a knock off
Special Man
Being special is not always a good thing…
Darth Vader - Star Knight
Since when has Darth Vader been a motorcycle cop? Well, he does wear a helmet…
Superman...on a dinosaur
There is nothing we can say about this that it doesn’t already say for itself.
Super Wonderful Mario
It’s the most wonderfulest toy on this list. And just in case you get bored of its wonder, Snow White and Cap’n Crunch are in on the fun too!
Woody from Space Boys 3
Seriously? That’s not even a movie!
Buzz from Toy Special 3
Nope, still not a movie…
Woody from...Super Mario 3?
Ok this is getting weird
Bear of the Interest
To be honest, our biggest issue with this one is the little phrase on the bottom left – High Class Weapon. What does that even mean?
Power Rangers in Space
And Batman and Spiderman were there too
Ill Tempered Birds
These were the Angry Birds before they actually got angry
Fed Up Fowls
Ok this is just taking things too far
Super Mariano
It’s Mario’s clean shaven cousin. And for some reason the box is stamped with a lady’s bathroom sign.
Dogs
Those dogs have some seriously long necks
Flesh Drink
Terrifying. Just terrifying.
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