Monday, 6 April 2015

The Bittersweet Stages Of Overdosing On Chocolate At Easter

Every chocoholic has a love/hate relationship with Easter.

While it's great because you're entitled to stuff your face with Easter eggs, that love soon curdles after you hit the chocolate wall.

Sound familiar?

In the run up to Easter weekend, you're plagued by feelings of...

Excitement.



Curiosity.

I wonder how many eggs I'll get?



Lust.



Heck, you even start dreaming about the stuff.



Then it happens...



Easter weekend hits and you eat the chocolate.



All of it.



GAME OVER GUYZ



And then the sweats begin...



You feel sick...



You have a headache...



And for the next few days, the thought of chocolate makes you want to simultaneously sob and vom uncontrollably.



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To make matters worse, your trousers are too tight



There's a mountain on your face



And a week later you still can't bring yourself to leave the house.



But if anything, you need to thank your big Easter binge...



Because it has taught you a lesson in self control



Until next year.

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